You’re at the beach. You get that perfect shot. You upload it to your Instagram. You NEED the GREATEST of beach quotes from the movies for your Instagram caption!

And what could be a more awesome caption for a beach photo than something said in a movie — especially an awesome movie quote from a beach movie!

So here I’ve pulled together a whole lot of beach movie quotes (and tv quotes too), all of which have something to do with the beach. Perfect for your social media photo captions!

Beach Quotes from the Movies

First: The Top 25!

“Beach blanket bingo, That’s the name of the game.”

— Annette Funicello (as Dee Dee) Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)

“Do you know what’s there, waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it, it’s yours!”

— Brad Pitt (as Achilles) Troy (2004)

“Man, this is one crazy beach.”

— Frankie Avalon (as Frankie) Muscle Beach Party (1964)

“Beautiful beach, a sunny day and good friends. What more can a man ask for?”

— Don Ameche (as Art Selwin) Cocoon: The Return (1988)

“If I say it’s safe to surf this beach, Captain, then it’s safe to surf this beach!”

— Robert Duvall (as Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore) Apocalypse Now (1979)

“Well, I looked at the beach, there was nothin’ but chicks.”

— Dick Dale Beach Party (1963)

“You can’t have too many pictures of the exact same beach.”

— Rosemary Leach (as Grace) My Family (2000 - 2011)

“There’s nothing better than a beautiful day at the beach filled with sun, surf, and uh, diligent note-taking.”

— Jenna Fischer (as Pam Beesly) The Office (2005 - 2013)

“I left her on the beach. I have no quarrel with her. “

— Ed Speleers (as Stephen Bonnet) Outlander (2020)

“But the beach has cute boys.”

— Miley Cyrus (as Miley Stewart) Hannah Montana (2006 - 2011)

“I took Howard to the beach once. He almost burst into flames like a vampire.”

— Melissa Rauch (as Bernadette Rostenkowski) The Big Bang Theory (2007 - 2019)

“Boy, take us right to the beach and am I going to make that old ocean sizzle!”

— Patsy Kelly (as Kitty Lennihan) The Girl from Missouri (1934)

“I love to throw bastards like that off my beach.”

— Sam Elliott (as Rick) Lifeguard (1976)

“Girls, on the beaches, / Girls, oh, what a peaches, / So pretty, Lord I could cry / I’m just a red blooded boy / And I can’t stop thinkin’ about Girls!”

— Elvis Presley (as Ross Carpenter) Girls! Girls! Girls! (1962)

“I belong on a beach. A nice, quiet beach. I wanna hear the water. That’s it.”

— Dane Clark (as Michael Gordon) Whiplash (1948)

“When they touch down, we’ll blow the roof, they’ll spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they figure out what went wrong, we’ll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.”

— Alan Rickman (as Hans Gruber) Die Hard (1988)

“This is a family beach, not Chippendales.”

— Martin Lawrence (as Big Momma) Big Momma’s House 2 (2006)

“Danny, if you’d like to go to the beach with me, I’ll let you swim in the riptide.”

— Dave Madden (as Reuben Kincaid) The Partridge Family (1970 - 1974)

“Imagine… boys and girls sleeping on the beach side-by-side, unchaperoned. Now what kind of society is it that would allow such a thing?”

— Keenan Wynn (as Harvey Huntington Honeywagon) Bikini Beach (1964)

“Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet.”

— Leon Russom (as Malibu Police Chief) The Big Lebowski (1998)

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And now, 220 more beach quotes for captions from movies & TV!

Yes, I said 220 more!

You can kind of get an idea of my taste in beach quotes / movie quotes about the beach from those top 25, but there are a lot more of them out there that are great for instagram too.

And hopefully, by giving you all of these captions, you don’t have to interupt your day of fun and sun too much. Just grab one of these great caption and slap it onto that great photo and pop that sucker up on your Instagram!

Whether you’d rather call up images of Brad Pitt (in his Troy body) shouting out his inspirational words or Annette Funicello (in her beach prime) singing about beach blanket bingo, I really think those top 25 beach quotesgive you something to work with for your social media captions. But if not, here’s a whole bunch more!

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“What about the beaches, Chief?”

Jaws (1975)

“What the hell is this thing doing on the beach anyway? People could be trampled out there.”

— David Hasselhoff (as Mitch Buchannon) Baywatch (1989 - 2001)

“She’d discovered a small beach far from town, with crystal-clear water and pink sand. She loved that spot. The colors of nature were so beautiful, and there was no noise. She’d leave only when the sun did too.”

— Monica Vitti (as Giuliana) Red Desert (1964)

“Plane crash. Nice beach. She’s hot, you’re hot. It’s what people do.”

— Michelle Rodriguez (Ana Lucia Cortez) Lost (2006)

“The beach is a happy playground for these mermaids, alluring like the sirens who enticed Ulysses. Romeos, beware these Juliets!”

Amalfi Way (1955)

Wait a minute, Rose. Is that my Cabana Club beach towel you have there?

— Rue McClanahan (as Blanche) The Golden Girls (1985 - 1992)

“I’m no different. I just changed beaches.”

— Enrique Lucero (as Lt. Riccardo Andrade) Love Has Many Faces (1965)

“Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.”

— Mila Kunis (as Jackie Burkhart) That ’70s Show (1998 - 2006)

“What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach?”

— Olivia Newton-John (as Sandy) Grease (1978)

“I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”

— Brian Baumgartner (as Kevin Malone) The Office (2005 - 2013)

“We danced on the beach, and we kissed on the beach, and… dot, dot, dot “

— Meryl Streep (as Donna) Mamma Mia! (2008)

“Frances Lawrence, now, listen to me. If I have to lock you in your room, you will never again go near those beach hoodlums.”

— Arthur O’Connell (as Russell Lawrence) Gidget (1959)

“What did you put for “walks on the beach”? Long or short?”

Napoleon Dynamite Tina Majorino (as Deb) (2012)

“Doesn’t he do anything except swim and jog on the beach?”

— Robert Weber (as Hugh) 10 (1979)

“There’s a giant on the beach!”

— Pinto Colvig (as Gabby) Gulliver’s Travels (1939)

“What a groovy spot for a beach party!”

— Stefanianna Christopherson (as Daphne) Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969 - 1970)

“If you ask me, Flanagan, there are a lot of pretty peculiar blokes on this beach.”

— Bourvil (as Mayor of Colleville) The Longest Day (1962)

“Well, when you’re brought up in the mid-west, it’s a long walk to the beach, Jerry.”

— Dick Van Dyke (as Rob Petrie) The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961 - 1966)

“Absolutely, I’ll find a bad guy who owns a really nice beach resort. And you’ll have to go undercover for like a month.”

— Michael Vartan (as Michael Vaughn) Alias (2005)

“I want you to dust the beach for prints. “

— Lyle Waggoner (as Chief Boyardie) Surf II (1984)


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“Hey, murderers, let’s go to the beach. “

— Liv Hewson (as Abby Hammond) Santa Clarita Diet (2017 - 2019)

“I’ve always wanted to be in a beach musical. “

— Ross Lynch (as Austin Moon) Austin & Ally (2011 - 2016)

“Uhm… about the beach.”

—Jenna Fischer (as Pam Beesly) The Office (2005 - 2013)

“We’re Beach Babes from Beyond!”

— Roxanne Blaze (as Xena) Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island (1995)

“Mitch, the beach is deserted.”

— Angie Harmon (as Ryan McBride) Baywatch Nights (1995 - 1997)

“Lack of muscle beach”

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988 - 2015)

“Hardbodies – you know, little foxes down on the beach.”

— Grant Cramer (as Scotty Palmer) Hardbodies (1984)

“What’s up, you scruffy little beach rat?”

— Scott Caan (as Sam) Into the Blue (2005)

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“So, enjoy the beach and cut the bulls**t.”

— Paterson Joseph (as Keaty) The Beach (I) (2000)

“Remember that weird lump we found at the beach?”

— Dan Mintz (Tna) Bob’s Burgers (2011 - )

“Mom, wake up, look what I found on the beach!”

— Mitchell (as Andy Wayne) The Fog (1980)

“She’s a footprint on the beach and the tide’s coming in.”

— David Tennant (as The Doctor) Doctor Who (2005 - )

“You remember when we first met? It was on the beach. I thought you were everything I’d always wanted.”

— Anthony Perkins (as Lt. Peter Holmes) On the Beach (1959)

“Well, roll me on the beach and call me Sandy.”

— George DiCenzo (as Swen) She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985 - 1987)

“The day we met at the beach, those weren’t your brains poppin’ out of your bikini!”

— Ilunga Adell (as Leonard Taylor) That’s My Mama (1974 - 1975)

“I destroyed the technology of the world! I ran on the beach and felt the sand beneath my foot cups!”

— John DiMaggio (as Bender) Futurama (1999 - 2013)

“I heard there’s an ocean near here and we could sit on the beach and get sunburned.”

— Kenny Baker (as Danny Beecher) The Goldwyn Follies (1938)

“Just be the girl I met on the beach. “

— Matthew Davis (as Matt Tollman) Blue Crush (2002)

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“Let’s go down to the beach. The sky’s a good place to sleep under. It is one roof that will never burn down, and it is one roof that will always be there when you wake up tomorrow.”

— Spencer Tracy (as Pilon) Tortilla Flat (1942)

“I’m going to be a sun dweller – on the prettiest stretch of beach you ever saw.”

— Robert Ryan (as Bill Lonagan) Back from Eternity (1956)

“The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches, all accessible until 5 PM. Then, the airship goes higher, to offer you a better view with your dinner.”

— Yui (as Fhloston Hostess) The Fifth Element (1997)

“Today we journey to the beach. What a delightful place to spend the day. Here one finds complete relaxation and is invigorated by the tang of the fresh salt air. The soothing rhythm of the surf, ah, should we say, carries one away? Yes, I think we should.”

The Beach Nut (1944)

“Who doesn’t like the beach?”

— Scott Caan (as Steve McGarrett) Hawaii Five-0 (2010 - 2020)

“You want to know something? I never been to the beach before.”

— Edward James Olmos (as Montoya Santana) American Me (1992)

“I’d race ya to the beach if it wasn’t for these pesky heels!”

Rain (1932)

“So the next step is to find beach and run in slow motion.”

Good Morning, Miami (2002 - 2004)

“The Beach Boys gonna get you a great ass whuppin’. Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy!”

Rush Hour (1998)

“Hey, dudes, I just remembered something. What was it? Oh, yeah! At the beach today, they’re having a Blonde-Of-The-Month contest.”

Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

“The beach has a special way of smoothing even the most ragged edges.”

Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005 - 2008)

“We heard so much about America, and the girls on the beach, we decided to investigate.”

How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)

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“Let’s hit the beach! Slap on some shorts and show everyone your pasty, little walking sticks.”

Lab Rats (2012 - 2016)

“You’re supposed to remain on the beach to receive my signals! You deserted your post!”

Away All Boats (1956)

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“Uh, look, if it’s against the law to sleep on the beach, I’ll just move on.”

The Incredible Hulk (1977 - 1982)

“That’s the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.”

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

“Boys at the beach? Let’s go!”

Brooke Knows Best (2008 - )

Do you even like the Beach Boys?”

The Big Bang Theory (2007 - 2019)

“Couldn’t somebody have dreamt up a goddamn beach?”

Inception (2010)

“Said the liar to the beached whale!”

Anger Management (2003)

“Come on thru. I’m Joe Public, welcome to my beach.”

Summer Rental (1985)

“I’ve never picked up anything off a beach that valuable.”

The Avengers (1961 - 1969)

“Luanne, why don’t we just go up there and say ‘This was our last weekend together, and we didn’t feel like going to Fort Sumter and touring goddamn colonial homes. We wanted to go to the beach and meet boys and go to wild parties and dance.'”

Shag (I) (1989)

“You know, it’s kind of funny. Beautiful beach, beautiful sun. Could almost be a nice place to visit.”

Black Hawk Down (2001)

“When 10,000 biceps go around 5,000 bikinis you know what’s going to happen!”

Muscle Beach Party (1964)

“With the letter ‘V’ marking my brow, I metamorphose into the Beach Volleyball Man! The man kids find groovy.”

You’re Under Arrest! (1996 - 2008)

“We have resources to defend one beach.”

An Ungentlemanly Act (1992 TV Movie)

“I think you took her down to the beach, took photos of her, and killed her.”

Truth About Kerry (2010)

“In the winter the beach was completely empty and you and I had it to ourselves and it felt like… infinity.”

The Book of Stars (1999)

“What should we do at Blackpool, tell me that. Lie on the beach naked, or ride on the roller coaster?”

Holiday Week (1952)

“You kind of looked like a little bit like a vampire out there on the beach today.”

Monk (2002 - 2009)

“Whale on the beach! Whale on the beach! Whale on the beach!”

The Flintstones (1960 - 1966)

“Leonard can’t stand yoga, the beach, massages, or dancing.”

The Big Bang Theory (2007 - 2019)

“You personally carried 250 co-eds off of Cocoa Beach, and still had the strength to fight off the National Guard.”

Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)

“Spending all day at the beach doesn’t sound all that difficult.”

Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990 - 2000)

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“You still think you’re going to walk on some beach and see the birdies? I don’t think so… They scammed you, Hannibal.”

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

“Even a day at the beach isn’t a day at the beach with you people.”

Burn Notice (2007 - 2013)

“Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!”

Half Baked (1998)

“Sun is for everyone, beach for a few.”

City of God (2002)

“I love the beach. Reminds me of college.”

NCIS (2003 - )

“This isn’t a beach town anymore. It’s a sewer.”

Snake Eyes (1998)

“You’ve been watching those late night beach blanket movies again?”

T.J. Hooker (1982 - 1986)

“We don’t need any beach freaks makin’ out with the guests!”

Wicked, Wicked (1973)

“But no beach vacation can mask evil. Just wish we knew what he was up to.”

Supergirl (2015 - )

“You know, some people think the beach closes after the sun goes down. Uh-uh. That’s when it really starts to heat up.”

Baywatch Nights (1995 - 1997)

“Right now, she appears to be having a fine time. There she is, running along the beach there, got her shoes and stockings off.”

Carousel (1956)

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“My idea of a perfect date would be a man who takes me to a romantic dinner, and then we walk along the beach barefoot discussing books and – and music and – and movies.”

Miss Congeniality (2000)

“Your ship’s dead. So are your mates. So were you too when I found you washed up on the beach.”

The Deep (1977)

“Don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. Don’t care. Just as long as I live near the beach and don’t have to wear a tie.”

Airborne (1993)

“Nobody ranks on my old man! My father stormed the beach at Normandy!”

Stand by Me (1986)

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“Not. Even. Close. Bud!”

(that one doesn’t count, but just so you don’t have to leave instagram or take away from your beach time to look up that movie quote, that’s Judd Nelson as John Bender from The Breakfast Club)

“Yes, we’re going to the beach.”

Weekend at Bernie’s (1989)

“I thought no one went to Thorn Beach.”

The Crossing (2018)

“Hey, come on. You can’t do that. This is a public beach. It’s for everyone.”

Muscle Beach Party (1964)

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“Well, it looks like to me we got five Angel Beach a**holes here. Yes, sir. Five walkin’ talkin’ rectums.”

Porky’s (1981)

“Is there something wrong with that beach?”

Twilight (2008)

“We’re bringing the beach to us, Valerie.”

Life as a Mermaid (2016 - )

“The sun always sets behind you on Miami Beach.”

Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

“You can have the beach. I didn’t come here for sand.”

Troy (2004)

“Well, it’s just that all of us kids have been working so hard, I feel we could use a Ditch Day, you know, a day at the beach.”

Unhappily Ever After (1995 - 1999)

“He’s vacationing at the beach?”

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (2010 - 2020)

“Got those beach boy blues, Don’t the time go slow, Lonely beach boy blues…”

Blue Hawaii (1961)

“Well, after you left me on the beach in Cuba, I took her memories of that time. Have a seat.”

X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

“You know, white beaches, and girls with bikinis…”

Stranger Than Paradise (1984)

“Sheree might go for Pismo Beach over Santa Barbara. It’s a lot cheaper.”

MacGyver (1985 - 1992)

“We’re the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.”

Dr. Seuss on the Loose (1973 TV Short)

“Okay. Let’s hit the beach. I got some friends down there.”

Down and Out in Beverly Hills (1986)

“What kind of cold-blooded killer takes a nap on the beach after shooting someone?”

Castle (2009 - 2016)

“He’s going to take the beach of Troy with 50 men?”

Troy (2004)

“Economics, philosophy, political theory. Not exactly breezy, take-to-the-beach reading.”

Criminal Minds (2005 - 2020)

“We found a trespasser on the beach, Arch Druid!”

King’s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow (1992 Video Game)

“Don’t look at me. I wanted to go to the beach, not some redneck mountain resort!”

Point of Fear (2006)

“Elka, I’m sorry; how was I to know that your butcher was going to be at a nude beach?”

Hot in Cleveland (2010 - 2015)

“Vodka? Who takes vodka to the beach?”

Mama’s Family (1983 - 1990)

“He didn’t give a s**t about the beach. It was them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis, that’s what he liked.”

Cocoon: The Return (1988)

“Hello, this is grandma’s answering machine. Little Critter and I went to the beach. Talk to you later bye.”

Just Grandma and Me (1992 Video Game)

“What if we just blow off the big wedding thing? What if we just do it on the beach?”

Alias (2001 - 2006)

“If you don’t live at the beach, how can you have all that sand in your apartment?”

Get Smart (1965 - 1970)

“How come the United Nation’s meeting at the beach?”

How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)

“No, sure it is. It’s nice to be able to go from the beach to the mosque without having to change.”

Gilmore Girls (2000 - 2007)

“Will the wedding be soon, Sir? I’d like to see it, but I really ought to be getting back to Cocoa Beach.”

I Dream of Jeannie (1965 - 1970)

“How come when you find a beach with a hotdog stand, a video arcade and lots of other kids to play with, Mom and Dad wanna keep walking for hours to another beach.”

You Can’t Do That on Television (1979 - 1990)

“Mummy, Do they have beaches in England?”

Home and Away (1988 - )

“So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it’s the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?”

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

“Sure, on the beach or something. Or a bar.”

White Collar Blue (2002 TV Movie)

“Everybody, may I have you attention, please? Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach.”

The Office (2005 - 2013)

“Where are my clothes? How did I get to the beach?”

China Beach (1988 - 1991)

“Only two kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach: those that are already dead and those that are gonna die. Now get off your butts. You guys are the Fighting 29th.”

The Longest Day (1962)

“I come here to tell you that these beach bums is bums.”

Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)

“We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets. We shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.”

Dunkirk (2017)

“Yeah. I’m having a picnic. Which way to the beach?”

The Dukes of Hazzard (1979 - 1985)

“I swear I didn’t know you couldn’t camp on the beach.”

SPF-18 (2017)

“I’m not really a ‘sleep-on-the-beach’ kinda guy.”

Nice Guy Johnny (2010)

“Sorry, sharks. This beach is closed.”

Lab Rats (2012 - 2016)

“Steal the book for me, and you can buy the beach. And the island. And the world.”

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

“We’re getting slaughtered, you need to get us off this beach.”

Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

“Whoa, I’m loving the spinning beach.”

Gilmore Girls (2000 - 2007)

“We’re four hours from the beach – people say two, but those people are dumb.”

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015 - 2019)

“Why don’t you come out to Malibu and see my new beach house tomorrow?”

Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

“Our next field trip has to be to the beach.”

Summer School (1987)

“You’re not a beached whale! If anything, you could even afford to gain a few pounds.”

Anger Management (2003)

“You might look good on the beach, but in reality you’re just a pompous, egotistical jerk.”

Even Stevens (2000 - 2003)

“Last time I was at the beach, they declared me an endangered species.”

Doogie Howser, M.D. (1989 - 1993)

“Hey, do you know the way to Shell Beach?”

Dark City (1998)

“I am not beached! I can roll over if I want to.”

Married… with Children (1987 - 1997)

“I don’t like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don’t like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.”

Snatch (2000)

“What? I don’t believe this. You’d rather study than go to the beach?”

Saved by the Bell (1989 - 2020)

“How dare they value a beach over the wishes of their leader!”

Captain Planet and the Planeteers (1990 - 1996)

“Uh, Guys… there’s someone else on this beach with us.”

The Story of a Blacklisted Bootlegger (2018 - )

“You should be careful. The beaches can be very dangerous at night.”

Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990 - 2000)

“I spent my holiday engaged in cultural pursuits, Lewis, not lying on the beach.”

Inspector Morse (1987 - 2000)

“Wait a minute, this don’t look like Miami Beach to me.”

Frigid Hare (1949)

“Beach volleyball is an Olympic sport, and we can make it sexy!”

Cloud 9 (2006)

“Muscle Beach. Half an hour. I will see you there or I will see you on another time.”

I Love You, Man (2009)

“When I hired them beach boys, did Fred care? Did he raise hell when I started going night swimming with them? Hell no. He just went night fishing all night long.”

The Night of the Iguana (1964)

“Close your eyes. Imagine a happy place. You’re on a beautiful beach and the sun is shining.”

Primeval (2007 - 2011)

“Keep the sand out of your weapons. Keep those actions clear. I’ll see you on the beach.”

Saving Private Ryan (1998)

“Drag him down to the beach! Pour sand in his ears! Anything! That kind of energy is indecent.”

Follow the Sun (1961 - 1962)

“I’m a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl, you punch me, I go down, she swoons, you slip me 50 bucks.”

Futurama (1999 - 2013)

“Tempest gives the signal from the beach.”

The Buccaneers (1956 - 1957)

“That blonde Adonis image you’re talking about, that doesn’t fit anymore. There’s a lot of training involved. A lot of responsibility. A lot of discipline. I do more P.R. work out on that beach on a summer day than you do in here in a month.”

Lifeguard (I) (1976)

“And after briefly dipping his toe in the waters of reason, the man with no brain, happily retreats to frolic on insanity beach!”

Filthy Rich & Catflap (1987 - )

“I was on the beach today and I saw a guy in a dress talking about living forever.”

Teenage Dirtbag (2009)

“I’m so busy all day that the only way I know that I’m at the beach is because my shoes are full of sand.”

Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990 - 2000)

“I like the beach – I will sleep on the beach.”

Only the Strong (1993)

“Beach Blanket Frankenstein”

The Muppet Show (1976 - 1981)

“I can’t learn anything with you on the beach, man.”

Surf’s Up (2007)

“The beach is humming.”

Doctor Who (2005 - )

“These people don’t like being told what to do, they just want to sit on the beach and drink. Their motto is ‘Unwindulax.'”

30 Rock (2006 - 2013)

“Wow Ren. What a great idea you had to come to the beach today. I didn’t know your into such good clean wholesome fun.”

Ren & Stimpy ‘Adult Party Cartoon’ (2003)

“The next time you come into my courtroom, dress more appropriately. You are not going to a beach party.”

Judge Judy (1996 - 2021)

“Fast cars, beautiful women, tropical beaches.”

Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me (1992)

“Just think of it as a walk on the beach – a beach that’s about to explode.”

Stargate: Atlantis (2004 - 2009)A

“Any beach that takes your fancy I’ll get for you.”

Local Hero (1983)

“Out at the beaches, looking for fuel.”

Mad Max (1979)

“I’m afraid I didn’t pack for the beach.”

The Handmaid’s Tale (2017 - )

“C’mon, Higgins, I’m clean. I’m on the beach.”

Magnum, P.I. (1980 - 1988)

“A pebble tossed from a beach can become a tsunami on the other side of the world. You are that pebble, and I am standing on a beach on the other side of time! Waiting for the tidal wave to crash. “

Continuum (2012 - 2015)

“She left you on that beach to die, do you think she’d die for you? She’d never even think of it!”

Mary Bryant (2005 - 2007)

“Every wave alters the beach a little bit. Grain by tiny grain, the beach changes completely.”

Ocean Front Property (2004)

“We were kids. Tent, fire, and a beach blanket.”

The Edge of Love (2008)

“I’m a dead body washed up on the beach.”

Madrid, 1987 (2011)

“Let’s have some fun, vamp him at the beach.”

The Water Nymph (1912)

“I’m going to the beach and get a canoe.”

South Sea Woman (1953)

“Catastrophy Beach Party, scene one. Cue disaster effects and action!”

Futurama (1999 - 2013)

“A shower feels amazing after a night on the beach.”

The Bold and the Beautiful (1987 - )

“We are in great danger. It’s landed on the beach.”

Prince Caspian and the Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1989)

“Beaches without a single footprint, like it was just born.”

Power Rangers Lost Galaxy (1999 - 2000)

“Who comes to the beach and doesn’t have fun?”

Generator Rex (2010 - 2013)

“Now, this is what going to the beach is all about.”

MacGyver (1985 - 1992)

“Well, it’s still too bad it had to spoil your beach party.”

Summer of ’63 (1963)

“A million bottles on the beach, and I had to pick hers.”

I Dream of Jeannie (1965 - 1970)

“He walked down to his own private beach and see what the ocean brought him. It wasn’t always good.”

State Trooper (1956 - )

“It was on a beach with some driftwood. It got Honorable Mention.”

The Seven Year Itch (1955)

“Yeah, we’re surfin’ all day and swingin’ all night, Vacation is here – Beach Party tonight!”

Beach Party (1963)

“I want to win a Roller Boogie contest down at the beach.”

Roller Boogie (1979)

“If you’re gonna lie around the beach all day, I’ll come back later!”

Voltron: Defender of the Universe (1984 - 1985)

“I’ll get the rest of the girls and I’ll meet you at the beach.”

In Like Flint (1967)

“Cause she’s at the beach… where it’s hot, which is why she’s in a bikini!”

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (2005 - 2008)

“A deserted beach, lovely music, everything I love. Thank you, sir.”

That Man from Rio (1964)

“They may keep the girl off the beach, but, she’s going to get her suntan.”

To Trap a Spy (1964)

“In all the beaches, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.”

- — Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990 - 2000)

“Our motto is Cocoanut Beach, no snow, no ice, and no business.”

The Cocoanuts (1929)

“Love… What do you suggest? We should pray for a boatload of women to be shipwrecked on the beach?”

Man Friday (1975)

“A call girl Betsy’s age wouldn’t mess with a beach bum. That’s for the rich or retired.”

Burke’s Law (1963 - 1966)

“The only person available to whom I can unburden my soul is a middle aged beach bum of somewhat questionable repute.”

Harry O (1973 - 1976)

“During this time of the year the slippery little creatures come up on the beach, stop, spawn, then go out to sea again.”

Don’t Go Near the Water (1957)

“I hate the ocean and I hate the beach and I hate the sun and – the grass and the trees – and I hate heat!”

Mean Streets (1973)

“The beaches is as white as chalk. And the sea is green like a – like a parrot’s feathers.”

The Sin Ship (1931)

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“I was so excited to visit one of those beautiful Norcadian beaches, uh, that I forgot to take my dermaline hypospray. I fell asleep – under… two suns.”

Star Trek: Voyager (1995 - 2001)

“Remember that movie From Here to Eternity where Burt Lancaster and Donna Reed are making love on the beach and the surf washes over them? Let’s do that.”

Mom (2013 - )

“I’d just like to wheel out to the beach and do a little deep breathing. But my wheels are in worse shape than I am.”

77 Sunset Strip (1958 - 1964)

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“Don’t laugh Alice, there were plenty of girls crazy about me and you know it. Every time I went down to the beach they used to crowd around me.”

The Honeymooners (1955 - 1956)

“You want a man who’ll lead you down the beach with his hands over your eyes… Just so you can discover the feel of the sand under your feet.”

Runaway Bride (1999)

“It was just last night that San Francisco’s own little princess partied at the beach. But what started out as innocent fun, soon turned into allegedly, too much fun.”

The Princess Diaries (2001)

“This has gotta be something big… The beach! I can visualize it. The bridesmaids in bathing suits; twenty thousand Santa Monica school children spelling out the word “love”… but is it big enough?”

A Star Is Born (1937)

“Heaven was a beach and a pine cone.”

Along the Coast (1958)

“Your honor, I realize that a bathing suit belongs on a beach, not in a courtroom. But, I was merely trying to prove that a school teacher belongs in a bathing suit, just as much as any other girl.”

The Girl from Jones Beach (1949)

“There we were, sitting by the beach, thinking about nothing. So, naturally, we thought about you.”

The Bride Comes Home (1935)

“They got horses in Australia and thousands of miles of countryside that we can hide out in, and good climate. Nice beaches. You can learn to swim.”

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

“There’s the beach. There’s all these scantily clad women there that pretend to like me if I buy them a drink. And there is my seat. My chair. My chair is always there.”

Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)

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“A summer love, a beach romance, Sought her kisses in the sand, Two young hearts filled with fire, Lost in never-neverland. Whoa, whoa, tender years, Won’t you wash away my tears, How I wish you were here, Please don’t go, tender years.”

Eddie and the Cruisers (1983)

“Ever since the first day I saw you at the beach, in your natural element, I observed the grace of your body and the freedom of your limbs, I’ve wanted to sketch you as a Greek Olympic hero.”

The Chapman Report (1962)

“Imagine me on this beach here in my green bathing suit. Yipe! I almost bought a white one the other day but it wasn’t quite extreme enough.”

The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

“Did I hear Jake say you were taking us all down to the beach? Say, won’t that be marvelous!”

Ever Since Eve (1937)

“I saw her once, last summer, walking along the beach. She was wearing a big hat and sunglasses and a long flowing cape.”

Garbo Talks (1984)

“I just want to put on old comfortable clothes and stuff and drive a nice sports car down to the beach and run along the sand and maybe meet a nice, tall, average, blond guy. Or, maybe three or four.”

First Family (1980)

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Well, I hope you enjoyed those 245 beach quotes / movie quotes. (Did you count them? There are 245). Check back here on, as I’ll be posting more quotes before too long. Thanks!